The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
10 Husbands
TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....