Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
How to buy a stero
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Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Please describe him
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Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...