Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...