Looking for A Name
The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...