Bear jokes 02
|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...
Love According to Kids
Why PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE”One of the people has freckles and so he finds...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...