Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Great A Hot & Juicy Story
Great A Hot & Juicy Story Well, I was loafin’ around the salad bar...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...