Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...