Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...