Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex…
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...