What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...