Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
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A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together...
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...