No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
The Perfect Day – Him and Her
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Internet highway blues
|The Information Highway BluesMy baby’s got my 486. My cellular phone’s on the blink....
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...