Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...