There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...