Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Halloween handouts
|The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamucil in a...
Dem’ smart city folk
|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Caring for floppy disks
|ORIGAMIArt of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.