Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...