Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
Email Commandments
E-MAIL COMMANDMENTS Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. Thou shalt edit...
Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...