Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Most Men and Real Men
The Difference between Most Men and REAL Men Real Men..put you on the phone...
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...