Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...