Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s
Wrong ISP
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU PICKED THE WRONG INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER1. Their company logo: two...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
News war
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes...
Docs Go To Heaven
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see...
So what\’s in a name anyway!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party