Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...