What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
|10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He’s...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Preganat wife? Avoid these!
Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant:17. “I finished the...