What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
Chapter Eleven
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
A horrible tragedy
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching...