People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6…
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Difference Between A Man and Woman
A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
Heated passions
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth...