Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste…
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...