Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...