Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!