Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...