Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
A plane flying in the 1930s
|In the early 1930′s, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...