Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
The Facts of Life:
THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and...
Let me through!
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...