Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Murphy and his wife
|Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park....
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...