Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
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Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Polak Plane Crash
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...