Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around…
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.