Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a...
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...