Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
Liam had left Dublin
|Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving,...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...