What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
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Think quality
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A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
If Dear Abby Was A Man…
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Politically Correct Santa
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Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...