The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
21 types of pissers!
21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN’S ROOM!EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...