Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
An IRS scam
WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
Women’s T-Shirt Sayings!
* I’m out of estrogen. I have a gun. * Guys have feelings, too....
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...