George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
3 pregnant women were waiting…
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...