What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
In West Kerry
|In West Kerry, the wife commented, “When we were first married, you took the...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...