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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
COYOTE “vs” ACME
In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B19293, Judge...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
A Lawyer Died
A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at...