A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...