Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...