Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Leaf
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...