Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...