New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
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How To Screw Up An Interview
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...