NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
Chatting on the plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...