Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...