The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas…
|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary…
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his...
Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different....