Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...