How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire…
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...